True Tales of Vampire Hunting

Recently a man hammered a stake though the grave of Slobodan Milosovic in order to prevent him from haunting the country as a vampire. From the context of the article it seems clear to me that Mr. Milosovic (no relation) was doing a bit of political theater and that he didn’t really think the war criminal was going to start sucking people’s blood. I wonder if he plans to visit the Nixon Library next…

(Note that the stake through the heart tradition doesn’t so much kill the vampire as stop it from leaving the grave. It’s ahrd to get up if there’s a spike going through your chest and into the ground behind you).

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One Response to “True Tales of Vampire Hunting”

  1. internet never lies

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